Over the top – a tricky tap step I’ve finally mastered.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Yes, but if told, you would have to be killed.
If a tree falls in the woods, and no is there to hear it, would my husband ever stop leaving his dirty socks next to the hamper?
Of course not, silly! He’s a man, after all.
What are you wearing right now?
Sweat pants, t-shirt, white socks, black undies, no bra. 
What’s for dinner?
Roasted pork with rosemary, great mashed potatoes and grilled asparagus.
What’s the best way to trim nosehairs?
Carefully, and with adult supervision. Do not use hedge shears.
What are we gonna do now?
We’re gonna’ wait for Godot and Guffman.
What if the quick brown fox DOESN’T jump over the lazy dog?
The quick brown fox will stomp the lazy dog dead.
How much money is under your couch cushions right now?
I actually owe the couch 2 dollars and 35 cents.
What’s the best thing you’ve put betsween your legs?**
None. My futon has no cushion cracks to catch change.
What’s your favorite place to visit, and why?
Annual week in Cape May – beach, reading, sleeping, reading, beach.
What will happen to J.Lo now that Bennifer is history?
She’ll get less press than the entire continent of Asia.
Describe your cat’s personality.
Clingy, vocal, playful, aloof, inquisitive, alert, gentle, and always hungry!
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Where have all the cowboys gone?
The Cowboys failed to advance in the playoffs, that’s where.
Describe nuclear fission.
Two particles split, faster than a Britney Spears’ weddin’.
Q: [Siggy Freud]Tell me about your mother. [/Siggy Freud]
Tripler
This pre-sig-line for rent.
Some great salve to take care of that nasty rash.
Why doesn’t the salt stick to air-popped popcorn?
Molecular popcorn fission does not occur. Redenbacher’s Rule, Second Corollary.
Who’s the most insufferable celebrity and why?
Sting: A poster boy for lameness, smugness and mediocracy.
Should I stay or should I go?
Or mediocrity, even. :o
I think you should go. Get thee to a nunnery.
Who wants to be a millionaire?