Not I. I would rather be poor and have character.
(OK, not really, but…)
Could you define antidisestablishmentarianism for me please?
I could, but I choose not to. Look it up. 
Do you believe in magic?
She was born in Kentucky and now lives in Ohio.
Next up: twickster’s query.
Only the kind involving Penn and Teller. Not collectible cards.
Who wrote the book of Love?
Beats me. Most men I know read the abridged version. 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
He’d chuck all he possibly could, in the midnight hour.
Who’ll be the one to take you through the night?
Legal stimulants and an assignment due tomorrow; haven’t started yet.
Who was/is your favorite teacher and why?
Dr. Comstock: interesting topics, never used notes, always relevant.
What do you want for your birthday?
A new birthday. That Jesus wrecked Christmas Eve for everyone.
**Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp?{/b}
Bompco Corporation: Serving All Your Bomping Needs Since 1936.
Where should my wife and I go on vacation?
If you have enough money, Australia: otherwise, Hawaii or Yellowstone.
Who did start the fire?
Go to Las Vegas, but don’t lose all your money.
Can you describe your favorite outfit?
Well, it was always burning since the world was turning.
Can you describe your favorite outfit?
Can you describe your favorite outfit?
Dark blue suit, with a vest, rep tie, back wingtips.
What’s your favorite hot dessert?
The Sahara. Shoot…I think I read that word wrong.
How does the caramel get into the caramilk bar?
How does the caramel get into the caramilk bar?
By asking politely, and paying no attention to the strippers.
What are the second ten digits of pi? (In other words, digits 11-20)
58979323846
Explain women.
Wonders of nature - curvy, soft and they know it too.
What’s your favorite highway for a long road trip and why?
I-95. Frequent rest stops and a happy destination.
Who’s buried in Grant’s Tomb?
President and Mrs. Grant, at least that’s what I’ve read.
What’s best to do for red, chapped hands?