Frequent and liberal application of a heavy-duty hand lotion.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Recite the fifty states of the USA in alphabetical order.
Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans?
It means you’ll keep sailing till you hit the Gulf.
What’s the deal with Judge Reinhold?
He made a few movies, was popular in the 80’s.
Why must the blizzard continue?
Barcelona rocked. Amazing vibe, plus Gaudi. But now Bristol, obviously.
Warming globally but acting crazy locally.
What ignorance needs fighting on a Saturday morning?
Whatever it is, you guys take care of it, 'kay?
Which is your favorite of the Seven Dwarfs and why?
MoreMoneyThanBrains, that’s how I got my computer.
What’s the best soft drink to have with pizza?