I would freakin’ love to see John Belushi on a stamp. I mean, the guy was Jake Blues and Bluto fercryinoutloud! Plus, how many guys that died of a speedball overdose do they put on a stamp?
Jackie “The Jokeman” or Arte Lange, in 14 words.
Don’t know who either of them is, so I’ll pick Bobcat Goldthwait. Why not?
What did you want to be when you grew up? in 17 words.
I didn’t really know. The one thing I did know was I didn’t want to be a nurse!
Darn! did it again…
Tell me why you like or dislike the winter Holidays in 9 words.
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[Oh sure, I try to be a smart aleck and you ruin it :P]
This year, Christmas is in the summer. I’m homesick.
Heh and now I go and mess up.
Why I shouldn’t eat the whole tub of chocolate mousse, in 14 words.
They say, A tub of chocolate mousse on the lips, forever on the hips.
Why I shouldn’t drink coffee, in 18 words.
If you do not drink any coffee, that leaves even more coffee for all the rest of us.
What junk mail is good for in 23 words.
Shredded, it makes good filler for packing items. Sometimes, you get great offers! Twenty-three words touting its usefulness is too much, I think.
Whoops!
Why you collect what you collect, in 14 words.
I collect all things kitty, because I just loves me those widdle kitty cats!
why did (or didn’t) you go to college - 22 words
I went to college because I was done with high school and I didn’t really know what else to do with myself.
So, do you prefer showers or baths and why? 5 words.
Soaking in filthy water’s gross.
Your favorite pizza topping in 40 words.
If I had to pick one, assuming cheese doesn’t count as a topping, I’d have to pick the old standby, pepperoni. Just something about the stuff that makes it the perfect match to the doughy, cheesy goodness that is pizza.
Most ironic thing you’ve ever witnessed. 31 words.
Men who complain about the superficiality of the women they date, yet they continue to select only women who are gorgeous, tan, blonde, and thin. Complex, interesting women are often invisible.
Tell about your favorite writer, in 25 words.
Harper Lee, who wrote my favorite book, “To Kill A Mockingbird”, won the Pulitzer Prize and never published again. LIke the book, tragic and sweet.
What should you being right now, instead of reading The Dope, in 18 words.
(I think I did this right, this time!)
Amassing the people, leading a revolution, standing up for a principle, taking off my clothes and getting busy.
Describe what Mumia is probably doing right now, in 7 words.
Hoping a clerical error sets him free.
Tell me about a lesbian you know. 46 words.
My best friend in college. We met Freshman year. Me, naive. Over a pitcher, she asked if I was. I backed away, said “no, are you?”. She spent the next 4 years pretending to come on to me. I finally said OK, smiling, she said “stay straight”
(were you looking for something juicier? 
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Any plans for Monday? 23 words