Used to be a morning person, but now since my first class is at eleven…
Why yogurt is the food of the DEVIL! in 9
Eat it each morning - what does that make me?!
You favourite nickname for George W Bush, and why? 14 words
It was hot, not too strong, black, in a yellow cup. Mmmmm.
How to bathe a dog in 10 words.
Never mind… I realized I wasn’t on the last page AFTER posting . :o
Get dog, get water, get tub, get shampoo, get wet.
Explain in 10 words why the world isn’t ending tomorrow.
I have to perform on Saturday November 5th. That’s why.
there is still Roger Thornhill’s question:
I like “Dub-ya.” But, to avoid starting the flame-war, I won’t go into why. 
What’s your biggest driving pet peeve and why, in either 35 (old fart!) or 80 (young speed-demon!) words?
I hate the people who go speeding down the hill on South Clinton Avenue in Rochester. They slow down suddenly at the bottom of the hill because there are two wreaths there. The wreaths are for kids who got run over by a car that was speeding down the hill on South Clinton Avenue. I don’t think they ever should have widened that road. It’s also a pain in the ass trying to make a left hand turn from Bly.
Describe your Halloween costume in 18 words.
I hate this so-called festival, and I wouldn’t wear a costume unless I was paid plenty.
Phil of Amazing Race or Carson of Queer Eye, in 11 words.
Once I bought a purported clown costume that was actually a Wolf Girl getup. My stint in drag…
Who was the first person (other than a relative) you remember meeting? Tell me about him/her in 23 words.