I read an newspaper piece about Bengal Cats and I realised with genetic engineering we should soon be able to create all kinds of freakishly cute animals to serve mankind (6 armed monkey butlers anyone?).
I want you to forget the techical and ethical limitations, let your inner Dr Moreau go nuts and design your perfect pet!
Mine is going to be a Kitten/Gecko/Flying Squirrel, a flurry animal that looks like a kitten, but can climb up walls with it’s clawless feet and glide down using it’s skin flaps. No torch bearing, pitchfork waving mob could grudge the creation of such a cute little thing.
Oh yes. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time, ever since the genetically modified soybeans got into my bloodstream and started affecting my thought processes.
I want kitties of all colors and patterns. Tiger-striped, to start. Then polka-dots. Then Barney-purple. Then chrome-finish.
They’ll know I’m to blame, and hate me for designing them so cute! It’s such fun to offend kitty dignity. I can’t wait.
