Me and Dr. Ruth. LOL I don’t think she gets off on discussing sex and she’s been doing it for fifty years. Doesn’t excite me either to just discuss it. I only gave a couple very brief 2 sentence details. We’re all adults here. Most of us are over 30 years old.
I actually found it refreshingly direct. Adults should be able to be specific about sex acts and preferences when having a discussion about topics broadly related to such things. Being vague, indirect, and employing euphemisms is how we get people using the word “vagina” when actually they mean “vulva” in the first place.
I’m not sure where you get “disgusting” from a description of a pretty normal manner of giving oral sex. It’s no more disgusting than a lot of other sex practices, and less disgusting than some I could name.
Vajazzle
(Note: obviously NSFW. But you knew that already)
Don’t be ridiculous, I wasn’t referring to oral sex as disgusting.
You’re right, perhaps I went a bit overboard, but can you see how his two first posts are opposites.
Compare this:
With this:
One, quite literally says any kind of alteration is neurotic and unneeded because that doesn’t appeal to him. The second one specifies how to alter it (to appeal to him).
It would be like saying ‘girls, don’t dye your hair, it’s expensive and I like it natural…but maybe get rid of some of those split ends and find a new hair style, I don’t like this one’.
I know it’s not a perfect analogy, it just seems odd to in one post (kinda) say ‘don’t change anything, any guy would be lucky to have you…except that one thing, it’s creepy, change that’.
On a whim, I figured I’d check dailymail…yup, recent article on the subject.
Thanks for ruining one of my favorite songs.
But you found the graphic description of it disgusting, doesn’t make a lot of sense to me since one is just a written description of the act which the latter is physically doing the act.
I took the liberty of reporting this to have the link replaced with the original page instead of directly to the image file itself. That should keep tapatalk from doing anything.
Thanks!
I couldn’t help noticing a similarity between The Ideal Vagina and the logo of the now-defunct Ideal Toy Corporation, which made Bop the Frog and other toys of my youth.
They went out of business in 1997.
Maybe “Ideal Vagina” means “Vagina that looks like the Ideal Logo”.
But I doubt it.
The International Ideal Vagina is probably made of platinum-iridium alloy and kept in a temperature-controlled vault in Paris France (of course). It’s never touched by human hand, or other appendage.
Great idea =)
I would love that!
Been there, done that, back in my younger days when sex was considered a more or less safe and fun hobby. sigh
LOL, there is nothing quite like a bunch of women and gay guys hanging out in an X rated movie at 3 in the morning watching porn and commenting on the men to clear out a theater of perverts 
I really miss my time working in a restaurant, the bunch of us had the best times after closing winding down before going home!
Dr Ruth is a hoot, back in the early 80s my BF was on the entertainment committee and we got to meet her at the airport and bring her back for her lecture/Q&A session - and an impromptu discussion of our sex life while stuck in traffic =) I would hang with her any time!
I am thrilled that I met my husband after my experimentation years when I had finally figured out what I actually wanted, and managed to find someone that actually fits, and likes me for myself.
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And yet, you do send that message nonetheless. Just something to consider, if you truly are “on our side.” I’ve never once considered that there might be something unappealing about my labia, but you can damn well be sure that the next time I’m wiping after going to the toilet or washing in the shower, this thread will at least cross my mind and I’ll wonder. Because that’s how people work. You can’t say this is good and that isn’t in a public forum and have people not consider how whether they meet your ideal. There are actual people reading your words, and some of them are less confident and more prone to suggestion than you might be. If we weren’t, advertising wouldn’t exist.
Good luck, champ. While you’re technically correct, you’re fighting a losing battle, because people aren’t technical. I bet the last time you got a bit of acid reflux you said you had heartburn. The last time you felt gassy and bloated, you probably said your stomach hurt. Because “my esophagus is burning” and “I have an intestinal ache” sound bloody stupid, and no one but nurses and doctors really cares to achieve that level of precision in conversational speech.
Better “vagina” than “pee-pee” or “downthere”.
Could be worse.
Origin of pudendum:
1350-1400; Middle English < Late Latin, special use of neuter of Latin pudendus, gerundive of pudēre to be ashamed
One of the things that bugged me was the sly insinuation that the women who reported pain or discomfort due to large labia were either mistaken or lying about that discomfort. After all, none of his girlfriends had ever experienced such a thing! It’s possible that that’s an excuse to get needless cosmetic surgery, but it seemed like an off-hand dismissal of the issue as stated by the women who experience it.
Also, the tenderly tugging with teeth bit. I found that a little off-putting.
Perhaps he’s just not very… impressive.
So wait, heartburn is your heart literally overheating?
You don’t want to know about brainfreeze…
This thread is literally killing me.
Cosmetic vagina surgery is actually illegal in some European countries. Mostly as an overspill from anti-FGM legislation. But then cosmetic penis surgery (circumcision) is also slowly moving forward towards being made illegal. I don’t see why cosmetic vagina surgery should be worse than cosmetic penis surgery really.
That’s a silly pet peeve. Words change meaning all the time and the majority of people use vagina in the sense of genitals, so that’s what the word has come to mean. If that wasn’t indeed it’s meaning all along, until someone decided it needed a new meaning and invented a new word vulva for what the rest of the people call vagina, and have obnoxiously correcting other people ever since.
Circumcision has positive health benefits for our female partners. It is far from cosmetic.