I don’t much care what it looks like, but I believe it should be in Bagdhad.
DAMN YOU!
Beat me to it. :mad: 
Nope, New Orleans.
And a lone dog barking in the distance.
There will be a rich collection of books and papers but no organizing system of any kind; you will have to sweet-talk (or worse) one of the creepy old librarians if you want to find anything – nobody else has any idea how to navigate this mess.
The greeters should say “welcome, liberators!”
And a sign-welcome to the future site of the Geedubbya Librairee-construction halted due to bankruptcy!
The actual building costing $500 million says so much already.
Whatever it looks like this picture has to be in the lobby.
Lots of official reports and memos.
All sealed in envelopes, covered with classification stamps, and stored in locked boxes. Which are then entombed in concrete.
Anyone actually asking to see them is reported to the FBI and placed on the no-fly list.
Whatever the design, they should hang a “Mission Accomplished” banner after merely laying the foundation.
It should include a diorama of the My Pet Goat story.
If you read this entire thread out loud, start to finish, it reads like a monologue by Jay Leno. Just insert a drum fill after each post.
I was thinking more like a hole in the ground than a foundation.
Can he be placed in the corner stone?
Please?
Basically, it should look just like Clinton’s library, except with some fins to lower wind resistance and a sharp-looking racing stripe.
And they won’t need the humidor, either.
First things first, people. This book we have to have. Should it be The Poky Little Puppy or The Little Engine That Could? Or even perhaps The Monster at the End of This Book. That’s a page turner.
Let’s have no mention of My Pet Goat. For shame! You know how it upsets him. Now we’ll never get him out of his fort to go to the ribbon cutting ceremony.
Clinton didn’t need one either, I hear. His puros stayed moist just fine, thank you.
Clinton’s library looks like a double-wide house trailer up on blocks. Some wags said that was perfect for a feller from Arkansas. GWB’s tenure is more directly linked to trailers, so maybe that’s a solid concept.
I worked for a while on a bitter, vicious paragraph to follow that, but I deleted it.
His presidential library should be composed of a series of three-legged tables set in various bunkers of a golf course.
('Cause his terms were shaky and built on lies. Get it? Ahh, forget it.)