Okay, I’m a lean, meme, gossip machine. I watch Entertainment Tonight/The Insider. I buy In Touch. And I love to hate all these people.
Recently, I’ve been meditating on the issue of who’s a bigger attention whore, Eva Longoria or Nicolette Sheridan. Eva was the first to really start to put herself out there – I figured, hey, she’s young, this is her first shot at the limelight, she can be excused for attending supermarket openings in high heels and a bathing suit.
Nicolette, though, has definitely been giving the little minx a run for her money. Resurrecting her defunct relationship with the equally past-his-prime Michael Bolton – not bad. I esp. like the coy waving off of questions about an engagement. His willingness to tag along on her adventures – a nice touch, if a little creepy.
He was even there for her turn with the Pussycat Dolls, in which she appeared in an enormous champagne glass. Because she’s not a total slut, however, she didn’t appear in Pussycat Doll garb, but rather in a silver mini. What a class act!
So yeah, let Felicity garner Oscar nominations for indie films; let Teri date George Clooney; let Marcia do whatever low-key stuff Marcia does – these two will do their best to keep the tabloid media churning.