It appears that the Antichrist was born yesterday in Bristol. Born at the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month of the 6th year of the millenium. His mother was induced for 6 days. He weighed 6 lbs and 6 oz. at birth. His name is Damien.
The mother of Satan’s spawn is very happy:
Congratulations to the happy couple and keep an eye on the housekeeper.
I always knew the prophecy was right: The Devil will arise in the West country. I hear the family is moving to the US soon, they want to move down to Georgia.
People, this is the frigging Daily Mirror we’re talking about here. I’d like to see some of these facts backed up elsewhere. That a baby was born in Bristol around six o’clock on the 6th June 2006 - I’ll buy that. But calling it Damien?
Do multiple sixes cancel it out? Only, my friend was panicking about signing for her house at 6pm on 6/6/06 and I told her it was fine, only 3 sixes count. I’ve let her down, haven’t I?
You’d think that after growing up in the 80’s with a middle name of Madonna, I’d be a bit more nice to my future kids - but there’s no way I’d pass up an opportunity like that. Then again, any kids I have will learn early on that a sick sense of humor is a good thing.