It appears that the Antichrist was born yesterday in Bristol. Born at the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month of the 6th year of the millenium. His mother was induced for 6 days. He weighed 6 lbs and 6 oz. at birth. His name is Damien.
The mother of Satan’s spawn is very happy:
Congratulations to the happy couple and keep an eye on the housekeeper.