And EasyPhil, amazingly, continues to dig.
How did Otto get his…ah…unique member status? And can we do the same for EasyPhil?
That’s a good question, kind of bizarre I think, but I haven’t read any of his posts other than the ones that appear in this thread. Perhaps you can take up a petition so that member status can be assigned to me, though I don’t think it applies.
They dig, I dig, you dig?
It’s Lynn’s little joke. See this thread.
ooooh, I guess I better chill. 
Okay moderators, you can lock this one up.
Oh sure - and they claim there is no SDMB Elite!
[pout]Howcum I don’t get to be an asshat?[/pout]
Peevishly,
Shodan
Not as long as you’re in the mix, that’s for damn sure.
So let me see if I now understand. You can’t be a racist, because race is an artificial construct. Yet you ask DCU if he is a racist, knowing full well that under your own terms he can’t be a racist because “race is an artificial construct.” Meaning that at its heart there was no legitimate point to your “question” since you already knew the answer, meaning that your true reason for opening this thread was…what? To whine? To pick a fight? To show even more clearly that your skin is not only dark but incredibly thin?
Fine, if you prefer “bigot” then you’re a bigot. Worse, you’re the kind of bigot who makes it hard for the people who have suffered actual harm based on their race, sex, religion, sexual orientation, etc. to be taken seriously because of all the whiny fuck-knuckles like you who make everything about “race.”
Calling you a “boy” is giving you too much credit. “Baby” is closer to the mark.
Tell me, Grasshopper, what is the sound of one hoof clopping?
Uh oh! Did I just insult all blind Shao Lin martial arts masters?
Oh…so all people who scream racism/sexism/any-ism are always telling the truth?
:rolleyes:
If you believe that, then you’re a fool.
I’m talking about people crying racism for no honest reason other than to have the spotlite for 15 minutes of their pathetic lives. I’m talking about people doing what you did to start this thread. You see someone posting to you and using the word ‘boy’ and you cried ‘racism’.
I can’t honestly believe you really thought he meant it as a racial slur. No one can be that moronic.
If you did, then you are a “professional victim”. Any rational person can see that it was not meant that way, but apparently you didn’t.
People doing what you did here is a major problem. If this was a working environment, DCU could have been in some serious trouble. And, of course, those in charge would be afraid to call you a liar because they’d be worried about you using the ‘race card’ on them. You could really do damage to someones life just because you want a moment in the spotlight…it’s pathetic…
But this isn’t a work environment. People aren’t afraid to comment on your stupidity…
Oh…and say hi to ‘Jessie Jackson’ for me…:rolleyes:
Uh ASSHAT, I mean Otto, why are you racking your pea brain over this?
Baby??? As in Baby Raper, or are you asking me for a date?
Wow. Every time I think our boy Phil here has displayed the depths of his stupidity, damn if he doesn’t go and open up another sub-basement.
Phil: Newsflash. Your question was an implicit accusation. Disagree? Tough titty you fucking stupid acephalic fetal halfbirth. We don’t fucking believe you. General consensus was that your “question” was an accusation and general consensus also is that you’re just blowing smoke and putting as much effort as your three ganglia can muster into looking like a stupid cunt.
The instant I read your thread title I thought “Uh-oh some no nothing shit for brains moron is calling Dewey out as a racist”. I did not think “Oh Mercy me. What’s this thread doing in the Pit? It’s merely a harmless enquiry that surely has a factual answer. Why on earth isn’t it in General Questions?” The reason for this is that this latter reaction would be the reaction of someone who has all the reading comprehension skills of a Rhesus monkey that has spent all of its developmental years being tested for the effects of black tar heroin on cognitive ability. Someone like you, it would seem, as this is what your pathetic pucillanimous denials indicate was the ‘correct’ response to your “question”. You sad, miserable excuse for a human being.
Your question was an accusation and the more you deny it the more you make yourself look like someone who learnt to read English off the back of cornflakes packets. If 1% of the people who read your deliberately inflammatory accusation thought it was a question asked in good faith I will personally trepann my skull and remove the part of my brain responsible for my own incredulity because if something as stupid and unlikely as that can be true it’s obviously not worth having.
People like you make me want to vomit until my guts are clogged with blood. Whining, snivelling, cretinous, semi-lucid mongoloids like you have little or no place on this earth other than to lick clean the boots of child molesters and clear pig shit off the floors of the shitty one room trailers of sister fucking hillbilly mountain men. You, and all your ilk, are vicious cum stains which lie streaked across the wank encrusted boxer shorts of humanity. You are scum. You are feces. You are nothing to all men.
Your intractible stupidity and your overt zealousness in digging yourself into the dankest of nasty holes is truly overwhelming. Hopefully someone will fill it in before you’ve managed to drag yourself out of it thereby depriving us of the great displeasure of hearing from you again.
Cunt.
As per what people like me make you want to do:
Well that’s certainly better than using a sheet, a rope and a burning cross.
Have you gotten your head out of the toilet yet?
Wow. Stunning rebuttal shithead. You must read a lot of Wilde. AS a brief aside would you kindly do me the service of telling me what the fuck it is you’re blathering about?
Cunt.
" . . . someone who has all the reading comprehension skills of a Rhesus monkey that has spent all of its developmental years being tested for the effects of black tar heroin on cognitive ability. "
—Oh. My. God. He used the words “monkey” and “black” in the same sentence! Fucking racist.
Just didn’t want this little gem to pass by unnoticed. I think we have a contender for ‘unintentionally funniest post’ award.
Now you’ve done it…
Umm…how?
That last post of mine was addressed to wring by the way.
“no” = opposite of yes.
“know” = knowledge.
the phrase you were looking for was " know nothing shit for brains moron"
Conceded. I am a :wally