I’m glad you are finally in bed, so we can talk about you.
I don’t follow?
-SS
I didn’t get that either.
When you got friends like these…who needs friends? 
I do that every week day…living in Burleson and driving to work in Grand Prairie does that to ya 
-SS
16th simulpost . . . I give up counting.
She was having trouble typing.
Maybe there’s a reason she went to the movies . . .
He broke his nose while…
Hey, wait a minute. Maybe I shouldn’t be telling you this. This came up at the fair and you should’ve gone if you wanted the goods on Aglarond. Yep, I think I’ll keep this my little secret for a little while longer. I am open to a little bribery though.
I’ll tell you what the problem was with Palmyra and the keyboard . . .
But why on earth would you care?
Also it’s not really mine to tell . . .
Forget I said anything about it.
Grace, you like choclate?
Now you’re speaking my language, my friend.
Ooooh there’s a story in there, I know it!!!
listens intently
-SS 
iampunha, I think you got off on the wrong track. Grace was answering me about Aglarond’s broken nose.
Jim
I thought so, Grace. Now just what do you like?
Huh-uh. This is Palmyra’s to tell . . . I just wanted to see if Grace would spill.
But I have it on good authority that at least one female at the dopefest thought you were cute, SS.
I know, but I figured maybe grace’d be interested in that as well. Can’t hurt to offer bait.
That was no hint. I’m sure all the Dallas females thought he was cute.
Only one? 
Thats devestating…
j/k
I got slammed with a killer insult that I took as a compliment later that night by a woman at a party I attended. Were all talking right, myself a guy and three women…I make some comment about one of the girls hair and turn on my heels and walk off…she makes a mumbled comment to her friend…but I overhear it!
Girl to friend: I really hate that guy…he’s cute and he knows it and he just uses it to make women weak!
Friend: Yeah, hes a real jerk…
Me: Big ear to ear stupid faced shit eater grin!
You had to be there I guess…
Ok I’m shutting up now!
-SS 
Well, the girls there are right. There are probably several male dopers who think yer cute as well.
Thats funny you mention that because Esprix’s name came up in our conversation…
-SS 
This is really turning into a soap opera now.
Stay tuned to see if Exprix will get his man.