My sister informs me that her employer(the police dept) is looking for folk to get drunk on the taxpayers dime. Field sobriety training. They also need non drinkers to participate as a control. Email me if interested, I will forward you the info. Booze, food, and possibly movies provided. Fort Worth / Dallas area.
Email me if interested.
Never before have I regretted not living in Texas.
I would be interested. And I’m sure I could find a few more people that are interested.
So they get you drunk, let you drive home, then pull you over and give you a sobriety test?
Kind of like shooting fish in a barrel, isn’t it?
Hey, the city has to make money somehow…actually, you have to provide a way to get home safely IIRC, I dont drink, so I havent gone before(I may go this time to be one of the controls), but the cops doing the test dont know which ones are drunk and which ones are sober
How drunk do you have to get? I’m usually a one drink a night type of girl. Two or three if I’m feeling wild and crazy.
However, a dopefest should be a really good test for them! Grace and I act just as goofy sober as we do drunk!
Supossedly it is a controled amount, obviously if you are falling down drunk, it isnt much of a challenge, so they probably wont get you too hammered.
Heh, kind of makes me want to volunteer as a “control” subject and skew the numbers with my amazing lack of coordination. Messing with the numbers as a “control” subject would be more interesting than getting drunk I would think 
Steven