The Sims thread inspired this. I now know the Sims aren’t my cup of tea.
It’s a beautiful summer morning and I should cut the lawn, go for a bicycle ride…the Calgary Stampede just started less than 30 minutes walk from my home.
Why am I hunched at my computer, my wrist numb from frenzied mouse clicking, guzzling coffee to keep my edge?
My Palidan (named “DanPalidan”) is up around level 17 or 18. He’s got a ring that increases his gold take from kills so he can afford the best armour and weapons. I’ve just cleaned out the desert and am about to go up into the hills in Act 2. I’ve been killed several times, usually if I get cornered or surrounded by a particulary vicious mixed mob of monsters. I’m using every trick I can think of and using hot keys. I don’t hire mercenaries any more. They were useful in the lower levels but now they slow me down, need constant baby-sitting, and usually get killed in the first big fight the moment you get separated from them.
If my Palidan doesn’t manage to kill the three demons from hell and save the world I’ll start all over again with my Barbarian (named “Onan”) and hack my way to victory. "JenniferLopez), my Sorceress, waits in the wings but I’m curious about the Necromancer’s fighting style.
Totally cool: the jail labyrinth with rooms full of torture and murder instruments and gore and body parts splattered everywhere. Also don’t miss the big blood-filled pit full of hacked up bodies - Amazon warriors I think the story is. I like it when DanPalidan sometimes steps on a scorpion or rat and they squish and splat.
Tips:
(1) Don’t waste those various rare jewels you find. Save them for a really good weapon or armour with sockets - for example, if you have a weapon that’s good for undead zombie types and it has three sockets, you can pop in three diamonds for a tool that will stack up bodies like cordwood.
(2) This game is diabolical. If you stop and save, or get killed, you lose some progress, so you are highly motivated to keep playing. The tip? When you get a chance to stop and save (completion of a quest, discovery of a new teleporter way point) TAKE IT! Stop and save. You may not get another convenient chance for hours! This is not a game to play at work.
Yes, I am damned for all eternity. How long will it take me to get through the game once? 90 hours? It just keeps getting better.
I won’t be able to keep up with my SDMB reading. OK - right now. I am turning off this computer and going outside.