Every week I do the Sunday New York Times crossword. When finished (or, sometimes, as finished as I’m gonna get), I move on to the secondary puzzle on the page. Usually it’s an acrostic, which is less fun for me but still worth a gander.
And then … sometimes … I find the dreaded diagramless crossword. Blech. I never even tried one, since they just seemed impossible. How could anyone possibly figure out where the words start and which squares should be left blank? Are there some hidden tricks for figuring these things out?
Well, long story short, I was bored at my doctor’s office earlier this week and had my copy of the NY Times magazine from Sunday, September 12. I hunkered down and gave the diagramless a try. Four days later, I cracked the sucker at last! Yay! Dunno if I’ll ever be able to repeat the accomplishment, but I’m still embarrassingly proud of myself.
Except that I still don’t understand one of the answers. I know I have it solved correctly, because all the other words that use the letters are right. But neither the clue nor the answer even make any sense to me. So can anyone help me out here?
The clue is: “Like a line, in short.” Four letters.
The answer is:
“Oned” – WTF? I’ve never even heard of this word. Is this some kind of arcane past tense verb? Is it an acronym? The “in short” indicates an abbreviation, but I don’t know what it could be short for. On. Ed.? Ontario Education? UGH! Maybe I’ve just been staring at it too long – watch, the explanation is gonna be something so obvious that I’ll totally kick myself for not getting it, LOL. Help me!
Anyway, I’m still happy to have figured out my first diagramless. With this first victory under my belt, I shall have a whole new vista of puzzles is conquer! Look upon me, O Will Shortz and those of your ilk, and despair!
(Guess I shouldn’t get too cocky; eventually I’ll run up against my nemesis, the evil Cryptic Crossword. Those suckers are totally antithetical to the way I think.)