I, for one, believe every word of this and am subscribing to Coryraisa’s newsletter as we speak.
Uh huh. What is the desirable weight for a 15-years-dead body, these days?
Coryraisa:
She’s really not having all that much fun in the afterlife…she misses her sons, being able to hug them and see them on a regular basis and cries at night. Sometimes Mother Teresa comes in to hug and try to comfort her.
I’m not psychic or magical; I’m a mere muggle, but I do sometimes thru dreams and vivid images in my mind, see important people in the afterlife and “saw” Diana. She could not communicate with me; she really is not ready to communicate with anyone except her sons, siblings, mum, and closest of friends. Those people are the only ones who can really “contact” her.
Probably due to her accident, she broke her hip, ribs, hand, and wrist pretty badly and is still in physical therapy today and still walks with a limp and a cane.
She still experiences pain in her hip, wrist, and hand…medications helps take the edge off the pain, but doesn’t always get rid of the pain completely.
She also has a few scars on her face, esp. on her left cheek coming down to her upper lip. Her nose was broken and healed slightly crooked and wider than it was before.
She continued to be too thin for several years after the crash, but has finally put on some much-needed weight. Emotionally was badly traumatized and needed a few years of intensive therapy. She still sees a counselor today and takes anti-depressants to control the bouts of depressions she still suffers from today.
She still has occasional nightmares and flashbacks and suffers from several post-traumatic-stress disorder symptoms, but is slowly doing better and her nightmares are not at horrible as they were at first.
She still cries very often, still more than she used to (and we all know how much she used to cry even before the crash).
Her hair is chin-length, straight and rather stringy and she sometimes wears wire-rimmed glasses since she is 52 in my dream and a lot older.
What a vivid imagination you have.
Diana cums to me every night and gives me a hand job. I know this because I set a motion sensing camera out last night. On schedule it caught me becoming aroused…and wham!! I finished. There was noone else in the room. It had to be her.
She also told me that she wished that Dodi had shaven the hair on his back.
Not, as far as I know, for merely talking utter bollocks.
It’s been over ten years-have you ever considered obsessing over someone who has died just a bit more recent?
But you could see her feelings?
Sicks_Ate:
…the fuuuuuuck…
Anyone else you see?
madsircool:
Diana cums to me every night and gives me a hand job. I know this because I set a motion sensing camera out last night. On schedule it caught me becoming aroused…and wham!! I finished. There was noone else in the room. It had to be her.
She also told me that she wished that Dodi had shaven the hair on his back.
This is why we can’t ever have any new friends!!
Coryraisa:
I’m not psychic or magical; I’m a mere muggle, but I do sometimes thru dreams and vivid images in my mind, see important people in the afterlife and “saw” Diana. She could not communicate with me; she really is not ready to communicate with anyone except her sons, siblings, mum, and closest of friends.
I’m sorry, but if you’re saying that anything except your own imagination is at play here, then you are claiming to be psychic.
Could you please check in on Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe? I really miss The Goons.
How are John Lennon and George Harrison? Are they jamming with Elvis and Jerry Garcia? Is there really a Rock 'n Roll Heaven?
Okayyyyy…
All right. But then, if she didn’t communicate with you, how do you know that:
she really is not ready to communicate with anyone except her sons, siblings, mum, and closest of friends. Those people are the only ones who can really “contact” her.
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She still experiences pain in her hip, wrist, and hand…medications helps take the edge off the pain, but doesn’t always get rid of the pain completely.
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She continued to be too thin for several years after the crash, but has finally put on some much-needed weight. Emotionally was badly traumatized and needed a few years of intensive therapy. She still sees a counselor today and takes anti-depressants to control the bouts of depressions she still suffers from today.
She still has occasional nightmares and flashbacks and suffers from several post-traumatic-stress disorder symptoms, but is slowly doing better and her nightmares are not at horrible as they were at first.
She still cries very often, still more than she used to (and we all know how much she used to cry even before the crash).
Her hair is chin-length, straight and rather stringy and she sometimes wears wire-rimmed glasses since she is 52 in my dream and a lot older.
Did you just gather all of that from her face? What an expressive one it must be to do all of that not-communicating.
Damn, you know, if you think about it, the afterlife must really suck, if you’re still in pain and have all kinds of scars and stuff. I thought that like, Heaven was supposed to be, well, heaven.
Hmmm…hey, what’s Kurt Cobain doing these days?
Suicide, remember? He went the other direction…
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Damn, you know, if you think about it, the afterlife must really suck, if you’re still in pain and have all kinds of scars and stuff. I thought that like, Heaven was supposed to be, well, heaven.
That’s what’s so fascinating. Diana’s continued to age, is still in therapy, and had to learn to walk again. She may never really use her right hand again.
There’s some magical realism in this that’s just so tempting to borrow.
What happens when you’ve been in heaven for a couple of hundred years? Are you just completely demented?
Forget a lousy princess!
Emperor Norton visits me. He’s pleased with NAFTA, a fan of Sasha Baron Cohen, and repeatedly suggests I move to place that would let me have a dog.
Guinastasia:
Damn, you know, if you think about it, the afterlife must really suck, if you’re still in pain and have all kinds of scars and stuff. I thought that like, Heaven was supposed to be, well, heaven.
You’re supposed to get a new perfect body. I’m just hoping we get options and upgrades. I want a perfect Andre the Giant body.
Biggest surprise from the afterlife? Diana has been dating Abraham Lincoln. (He got divorced from Mary in 1957.)
This the part that caught my eye. What regulations stop them from showing seances? Seems like a strange restriction.