Oh yeah.
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don’t go to heaven where the angels fly
They go to the lake of fire and fry
Won’t see them again 'till the fourth of July
Cool. I had to read Dante’s* Purgatorio *for a Medieval Studies class, back in the day. In the Purgatorio, souls climb a mountain toward heaven and at each level suffer some punishment to drive one of the seven deadly sins out of them. The punishment for the fourth level (Sloth - halfway there, everybody!) is enforced, constant jogging. I think I like the Egyptian outlook better.
I think that many people are getting wooshed, here…
Same as Beethoven. Decomposing.
Bing!
Suuuure, Courtney, keep telling everybody that…
Still trying to upstage the Queen!
Tell John we haven’t forgiven him wrt Yoko.
For questioning the heritage of the mods.
So, in short, she’s having a wonderful time & wishes we were there? 
This is all poppycock.
Everyone knows she got reincarnated as the Princess of Whales. The cosmos has a sense of humor.
Coryraisa took off after realizing that this isn’t one of those “You pretend to believe anything I say, I’ll pretend to believe anything you say, and we’ll all be special together” message boards.
And we are all lesser for it.
Well… she DID resurrect a zombie, so maybe she IS psychic or something.
But it was so much fun in High School when all the kids were psychic and/or wizards, even though we all secretly knew that everybody was bullshitting each other. Can’t we go back to those halcyon days?
(Granted it always was kind of awkward when you bumped into someone who genuinely believed it and then the game stopped being fun)
The deadpan style and level of detail in copyraisa’s posts were actually fairly impressive. This is a higher quality of writing than one usually finds from newbies who append bizarre comments to zombie threads that were already inane ten years ago.
Maybe she was letting us know how the thread was doing in the afterlife.
[playing with fire]The heritage of the mods?[/playing with fire]
I believe s/he was joking.
I don’t think so-otherwise a “gotcha” from her/him would have been posted by now. I’ve seen posts like that on other boards that nurture such nonsense.