Bow down before the glory of my sig!
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Very profound.
…and it works on so many levels. I think future generation will see Mike as something of a prophet, it’s a shame we don’t appreciate his sharp intellect and understanding of the world more.
I want to know what happened to the White Siberian Tiger Tyson owned.
my sigs better. i wrote it, and i rule.
Actually, this is the best signature line ever.
*I * just got a new one.
Although… Jack Handey has the Best philosphies on life:
Thank you! Thank you!
I’d like to thank the academy; my parents, for giving birth to me; my fiance for being there for me when I had no signature line at all; Janet Jackson; and last but not least Mike Tyson himself for helping us all through these trying times.
I love mine, of course but the best one I ever saw that wasn’t one of mine is this:
I am Dyslexia of Borg; your ass will be laminated.
And for the life of me I can’t remember who had that line but it’s just the best! Cracks me up everytime.
I quite like mine.
I swiped mine from Office Space