My favorite is Daithi Lacha’s, both the current one and the previous one. Current: “If I cannot earn your respect, please allow me to purchase it from you.” Previous: “My name is Daithi Lacha, millionaire; I own a mansion and a yacht.” For some reason the fact that they’re in small font size makes 'em even more amusing. I really can’t explain why I feel the way I do, it’s totally irrational!
CandidGamera’s, without a doubt. There are a lot of great sigs here, but how can you beat a song about a giant flying turtle, set to the tune of “The Major-General’s Song”?
“I am the very model of the modern kaiju Gamera / I’ve a shell that’s indestructible and endless turtle stamina. / I defend the little kids/ and I level downtown Tokyo/ in a giant free-for-all mega-kaiju rodeo.”
Thank ou, Asimovian. You do know that I change my sig regularly, don’t you? I view it as a neat way to try out weird one-liners. Malacandra’s sig is neat, but I think not original with Mal. I’ve seen such extensions of that original short palindrome elsewhere, although I couldn’t swear that Mal’s is the same as those.
I think we need more sig lines. Just keep 'em short.
No, it’s not original. I saw it on these very boards once upon a time, and thought it deserved to be resurrected. One of these days I’ll come up with something original, but don’t hold your breath unless you want to look like this → :eek:
Actually, it was a quote by Emo Phillips. “When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn’t work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.”