Shout it like you mean it!
Just say no…
Unheard of since the days of, well, president Johnson.
Don’t forget the Colon! (Erm… “Colin”.)
Dick, Bush… politics is just one f*ckin’ thing after another.
Lick Bush & Dick in '04!!
In an effort to be fair to the Republican party I decided to come up with a pro-Bush/Cheney slogan along the lines of the OP.
I’ll post it as soon as it comes to me…
I prefer Hackenbush myself.
Just like God intended.
I should really pay you for that.
The unstated premise behind the humor intended in the OP is actually the same as the one behind…
bughunter’s principle of political prurience
Thus, a Bush will beat a Gore any time.
(Aiken, SC – home to Sheriff Mike Hunt – is the SC town in which I was born and raised. Sheriff Hunt’s campaign slogan in 2000 was “Mike Hunt – Accessible To You.”)