Mental illness isn’t funny, kids.
(Except when it is, sorta.) Seriously, I feel like a lesser person for wishing this was on an episode of COPS.
I’d like to know more about the attempted assault.
If you hit a police car with your car, it’s assault. The report says he hit a police car, that’ll do it.
Boy, Jaclyn Smith must have really let herself go if she looks like Dick Cheney these days.
Me, I was wondering how Dick and Nicki managed to keep their marriage out of the tabloids.
I hope they got it on camera when she pulled off her Richard Cheney rubber mask and revealed her true identity.