Did any of you lose any lungs in Los Angeles?

And now, we can all breathe easier.

::GASP!::

hmmm…

Free the LA Lungs! This is an outrage!

All they were doing was hanging out on a Sunday evening when they were taken into custody and subjected to medical examination. And they are still being held! Were they charged with a crime? Were their rights explained to them? Since when is it against the law to be an internal organ? This kind of discrimination cannot be tolerated!

I think the LA police are cold-hearted and they have some 'spleening to do.

I wonder if they belong to the man who lost his genitals at a Skytrain station in Bangkok in 2001. A cleaning lady found a set of genitals wrapped in a bundle in a rubbish bin on the top platform of Siam Skytrain Station. (This was back when they still had rubbish bins on the platforms. Those were all removed in the wake of the New Year’s Eve 2006 bombings across the city, which were connected to the military coup earlier that year.) As far as I know, they never did find the owner. They’d been frozen, as well as surgically removed, not ripped off. Could very possibly have belonged to a sex-change patient, but why they got dumped there is a mystery.

The poor cleaning lady, however, is probably still in therapy. :smiley:

Well, that’s him all over!

And then there were all those feet that washed up on the West Coast…

I had my lungs on Avalon beside the bay,
I left my lungs on Avalon and sailed away.
I dream of them and Avalon, from dusk till dawn
And so I think I’ll travel on
To Avalon.