Did any of you lose any lungs in Los Angeles?

[AncientHumanoid]

Someone is Waiting To Exhale

[Kimballkid]

Oh good you found them!! Could you please ship them back to me ASAP.

[WhyNot]

Shipping should be cheap; they’re lights.

(And THAT, my friends, is a true word nerd pun!)

[outlierrn]

Probably belong to Abby Someone.

[dngnb8]

@outlierrn

Probably belong to Abby Someone.

Win

Why thank you doctor…

[Regallag_The_Axe]

Lungs? Hmm, let me check this pile of human organs I keep around for various sketchy and ill-advised experiments…

Damn it, I knew left something out there! How the hell am I supposed to complete the super-Frankenstein without six complete sets of lungs?! Looks like I need to take another ‘hunting trip’.

[AncientHumanoid]

She’s tidied up and I CAN’T FIND ANYTHING!

[Marley23]

@Regallag_The_Axe

Lungs? Hmm, let me check this pile of human organs I keep around for various sketchy and ill-advised experiments…

Damn it, I knew left something out there! How the hell am I supposed to complete the super-Frankenstein without six complete sets of lungs?! Looks like I need to take another ‘hunting trip’.

How could you make such a stupid mistake? This isn’t brain surgery, you know!

[Bumbershoot]

Now that you mention it, I have been feeling a little out-of-breath lately…

[Spiderman]

@blondebear

Sounds like somebody made good on a “I’ll rip yer lungs out!!” threat.

Police have an APB out for the hairy-handed gent who ran amuck in Kent, possibly holding a Chinese menu in his hand.

[Joey_P]

@blondebear

Sounds like somebody made good on a “I’ll rip yer lungs out!!” threat.

I’d like to meet his tailor.

[Capt_Kirk]

Just saying,
Face eating in FLA?
Random lungs in LA?
Sounds like…
THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH
Just a warning folks, no cause for alarm:eek:

CAPT

[user_hostile]

@Boyo_Jim

Maybe, but the guy who lost the lungs must be breathless awaiting their return.

Don’t hold your breath.

[Tapiotar]

@Joey_P

I’d like to meet his tailor.

At least we know the victim’s name is Jim.

[dngnb8]

@Tapiotar

At least we know the victim’s name is Jim.

His hair was purrrrfect

[Sigmagirl]

I was going to make haggis tonight, but I forgot to mark the package, and now you’ll just have to eat spaghetti again, dammit.

[Number]

Hmm, someone else must have referred to Vicki Vale as “Beast”.

[jpsultan]

A pair of lungs flops into a bar.

At the far stool is a man with an obvious internal organ fetish. As the lungs flop over to a stool the man checks them out the whole way.

Once the lungs are at the bar, the man instantly buys them a drink and says: “How 'bout coming back to my place later for a little fun?”

“Not tonight,” the lungs reply, “I forgot my diaphragm.”

[Spiff]

@jpsultan

A pair of lungs flops into a bar.

At the far stool is a man with an obvious internal organ fetish. As the lungs flop over to a stool the man checks them out the whole way.

Once the lungs are at the bar, the man instantly buys them a drink and says: “How 'bout coming back to my place later for a little fun?”

“Not tonight,” the lungs reply, “I forgot my diaphragm.”

Boo!

But really, !

[Eve]

As of June 13:

Coroner’s officials in Los Angeles have taken custody of a pair of lungs found late Sunday night. So far, no one has claimed responsibility for the organs and officials state that they plan to “dispose of them.” “They’re not of forensic value,” Lt. Fred Corral told the Los Angeles Times.

The lungs, which are animal in origin, were spotted on Avalon Boulevard Sunday evening and police took them in for further analysis. Initial tests showed that they were not human and more tests must be conducted to determine exactly what animal they are from.

Some have already begun speculating on the lungs’ origins, saying that they may be tripe (the inner organs of an animal) “to be used for food.” That would certainly be one possibility, yet it would be odd that the lungs just be dumped on the sidewalk, unless they fell out of a container.