There was this special on Fox last week, about how Columbus never really sailed to America. He really left Spain, sailed around a bit, got lost, landed off Calais, in France, and then went back to Spain, claiming to have found islands in the New World. But it was all a hoax, perpetrated by that wily Isabella.
First, you look at the photos and pictures of Colombus landing on what is supposed to be America. The sun is rising over the land in every photo! Now, if it were really America, the sun would be rising over the water, in the east. But if it were France, then the sun would be rising over the land, just like in the photos!
Second, notice that Columbus is walking on the sand. Careful analysis of that sand will show that it is not, in fact, Caribbean sand but French sand. Careful analysis of the grains will show this.
Furthermore, Columbus’s footprints on the sand are of someone wearing shoes. However, Columbus’s diary documents clearly that he TOOK OFF HIS BOOTS before wading ashore. So those footprints in the sand are clearly fake.
This is all a huge conspiracy on the part of the government of Spain to pretend that they should have owned much of South America. And this fraud has been perpetrated for hundreds of years! All those folks in South America and the Carribean who speak Spanish should rightly be speaking FRENCH. Or maybe Norwegian.