Did I ever tell you about the time mswas met Obama?

I’m not. Never was.

That’s because you saw it cumming.

I’ll be sure to let you know when you actually say something clever, once I get over the shock.

Well it’s amazing, as much as you and Lobohan dislike me, you sure do follow me around a lot hanging on my every word.

You’re “I’m so not into you.”, shtick isn’t convincing. You’re totally in love. It’s ok though, I know I’m awesome so I can understand why you might think so too. Though aren’t you a little bit old to hit people you have a crush on?

Nope, no shock yet.

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The list is WAY longer than that.

Ya know, the more you post, the more regret you’ll feel once the alcohol finally wears off.

All I can see happening in the linked thread is mswas making a lame joke, followed by a bevy of people dogpiling on him calling him seventeen kinds of a retard. The original post wasn’t that bad — got a bit of a contact high off of it, which was kinda nice, really — so I’m assuming there’s some subtext regarding mswas’ posting history that I’m missing. Anyone care to elucidate?

Does it mean “violent tearing of the human spine”? Because that’s what those chairs in the mall do. If it does, I see no need to debunk it; it does its job quite well. Worst dollar I ever spent.

It’s a chair with a happy ending if you’re a suicidal masochist.

Nope. That’s it.

LOL nah, I’m having a good time fucking with my hatecrushes. It’s fun. I have a fanclub. Why on Earth would I ever regret any of it? To regret it would imply that I take it seriously at all. I regret trying to actually debate with these fuckers in GD more than I regret this.

No. Shiatsu is generally not done in a chair. I’ve had good mall massages and bad mall massages. Mostly bad though.

You clearly don’t know what it is either.

It’s pretty amusing to me that the people who are telling me I’m an idiot for something I know how to do, don’t even know what it is.

Whatever it is, I’m against it!

Oh silly, I don’t hate you. You’re just trying to defend the indefensible bullshit you’ve chosen to believe in. You’d rather be persecuted than have to accept that you’re delusional. You’re irrational and believe in silly fucking voodoo.

I know that it doesn’t involve chi. Because chi doesn’t exist and smart people know that. So maybe you should massage your common sense meridian and you’ll realize it.

You believe in magic. You’re as irrational as kanicbird. And only slightly less entertaining.

:smiley:

God damn it I thought we went over this a few months ago? It’s spelled “magick”. Or if you want to be trendy “teh magicks”. Or trendier still “magix”. Or if you hate America, magik will suffice.

Do try and keep up.

You don’t even know what it is your dismissing.

:rolleyes:

Well it’s a good thing we have assholes like you to be abusive at every possible turn for things that we never even tried to discuss with you.

I do not care about your opinion. You are not smart, you have never said anything insightful that I can remember on any topic. All I know you as is the troll who follows me around. If you stopped doing it, I wouldn’t even remember any of your posts you’re an inconsequential moron with nothing of note to say.

You care a whole lot more about me than I care about you. If you weren’t constantly picking at me I wouldn’t think about you at all ever, while it appears that you think about me quite a lot.

Please do try and keep your pittings of me in the Pit. I have already reported your stalking. Luckily for me you’re such a dumbass you don’t even know how to call me stupid through innuendo in Great Debates.

Somebody has sand in his vagina. :smiley:

Being that this is the pit, and in Lobohan’s case I really am truly unafraid that putting him on ignore would mean I might actually miss something of substance, he’s going on ignore. Congrats Lobohan, you’re trolling is so successful that you are the first person on the SDMB I have ever put on ignore. You have added absolutely nothing of consequence to my life. I do not remember any post of yours other than you calling me stupid. At least all of the other trolls that follow me around try to make arguments. You just hatecrush.

Get a life. If I am such a moron and not very entertaining then you shouldn’t have any problem with the fact that I simply will not be responding to you because I won’t even be reading your substanceless posts.

Done mosquito swatted. Go find someone else to troll, idiot.

Could someone send a message to mswas for me? The message is: “Wah!”

In any case, I think the thread speaks for itself. Some people are unwilling to learn and unwilling to accept that they can be wrong. Mswas is one of them, right up there with Lekatt and Kanicbird.

hey, mswas… Lobohan says, quote, “Wah!”, unquote.
I assume it’s code of some sort. Anyway, g’night.

Ignore for you too I suppose.