Is it true that the United States military actually issued ultra-compact, single-round, torpedo-shaped guns that you were supposed to keep hidden in your rectal cavity, so that you might have a chance to escape in the event that you were captured by the enemy but they didn’t bother to conduct a full body cavity search?
Thanks.
No. Serbu Firearms does make one called the “Buttmaster” that is supposedly designed for the purpose.
Ahhh, they should have called it The Poop Shoot.
Damn thing doesn’t look very comfortable, does it?
It does add an interesting overtone to using the term “packing” to mean carrying a gun.
Shouldn’t they put something next to it in the pic, to show the size? I can’t tell if it’s the size of a finger or the size of a forearm!
Is it fired by a sudden clench of the sphincter?
Somehow, bending over with your drawers dropped while shouting, Hold it right there, pal. One false move and I’ll shit…er…SHOOT! would be elicit the desired response from a perpetrator.
It would be certain to draw odd looks while practicing at the firearms range, too.
I’ll stick with my .380 Grendel, thank you. 
words “unlikely to” missing from 2nd paragraph. My bad.
NO-don’t point that thing at me!
And, in the interest of Fighting Ignorance, the word you meant to use is “keister”.
That’d be the butt, Bob.
>> Is it fired by a sudden clench of the sphincter?
Does it have much recoil?
Any safety mechanism so it cannot be inserted pointing the wrong way? (Like floppies)
Aiming aids?
Can it be used for propulsion?
Jumping tall leaps to get away from pursuers?
How do you reload? Breech or muzzle?
Should I remove it before sex?
Do they make a female version? Double-barrelled perhaps?
Is it safe to sneeze?
Can it be left in place while sleeping?
So many questions.
Your anal cavity must be much larger than most.
How 'bout a 1920’s Style Rectal Death Ray??
That’d be the weapon to have!
I recall that, in the Spy Museum in Washington, DC, there was a sizable collection of items that were designed for troops in WW2 to concealed in the pooper. There were little kits with compasses and other tiny devices, and I am fairly sure there was a pistol on display. I remember that the British government was responsible for a fair number of the items that were on display, but I can’t recall who made the gun.
So, I suppose I’m not really any help at all.
I think goat.cx man might be able to pack a sawed off:D