Not that he still wouldn’t make a better Prez than Trump, but alas Uggie has been dead for over a year. 
He’s still a good boy, but more rolled-over than sitting now.
That thirty-five years of age qualification was clearly targeted against Canine-Americans.
Don’t fret, plenty of assholes here in Baja Canada. Much less likely to be armed, but they exist.
Having a deer rifle means you are armed, with a round sized to take out people, too
The Republicans are all in lock-step now. Disagreeing with Trump in public was politically acceptable a month ago, when everyone just knew he was going to lose. But no one’s going to say a damned thing now–not when they’re all praying that Trump will invite them to sit at the cool kids table.
No. The president is, by definition, the leader of his party. This is literally (yes, literally) in textbooks.
Politifact’s explanation of Trump’s “sources”:
I think the only fair solution is to throw out the entire Presidential election and hold a new election within the next six months. With all new candidates. It’s the only way.
How can they report on what he is doing when they have no access to him? They sit in the lobby of Trump Tower and take pictures of people walking through the lobby. All they have to go on are Trump’s bizarre tweets, Kellyanne Conway’s bizarre public attacks on Romney, and some off-the-record sources.
Covering Trump is the same challenge as covering Kim Jung-un’s regime. The press is trying to read tea leaves and divine meaning in the actions of dangerous crazy people.
Seems to me a lot of it is they just got lazy, got used to being spoon fed the news for them to report. But lately, at least a couple of guys did their jobs and found out shit. Is it really that hard, or did they just forget how?
Oh God, yes, I’m for that! Let’s get a petition going!
Can we *summon *the Giant Asteroid, ya think?
The Brits famously had a annus horribilis in 1992.
In honor of Trump, I dub 2016 as our anus horribilis.
That’s the optimistic view; the more likely scenario is that it only gets worse from here on.
Correct. The worst hasn’t happened yet. Not by a long shot. In a couple of years we’re going to look back nostalgically at this time before the Inauguration when there was still a shred of reality to cling to.
Well, you’d sorta have to use the back of the Constitution for it.
Well, we prolly won’t be using the front.
My latin is rusty. Does that mean: 'yuge asshole?
Substitute Trump for Sideshow Bob and The Simpsons have nailed it again: