A joke thread based on the classic opener, ‘Did you hear about…?’.
Did you hear about the sports fan who listened to a match?
He burned his ear.
Did you hear about the filmmaker who went for psychoanalysis?
He had projection issues.
Did you hear about the Irish queen of Hawaii?
Lily O’Killarney.
Didja hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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Did you hear about …
… the optician that backed into his lens grinding machine?
He made a spectacle of himself.
… the butcher that backed up into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his orders.
… the poor lady who backed into an airplane propeller?
Disaster!
Why am I always the butt of the jokes around here?
Those jokes really hit bottom.