Hear the Joke about the....(any more like these?)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Hear the joke about the bed

It ain’t been made up yet

Hear the joke about the cookie

Aw it’s crummy

Hear the joke about the pencil

Aw you wouldn’t see the point of it

Hear the joke about the roof

Aw it’s over your head.
Anyone know any others like these?

2

Hear the one about the Jump Rope?

Skip it I’ll tell you later.

3

Didja hear the joke about the sidewalk? It’s all over town.

Didja hear about courdoroy pillows? They’re making headlines.

4

Hahhahaahahahahahahah! That’s hilarious!!
Headlines!!

Ha!

5

Heard the vacuum cleaner joke?

It sucks.

6

Hear the joke about handy? Neither did he.

7

Hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

8

Hear the joke about the skeptic? I doubt it.

Hear the joke about the man with multiple personalites? Yes and no.

9

Hear the joke that will make you laugh yourself stupid? Oh, you’ve already heard it.