Welcome, Bandersnatch.
You last visited: 05-02-2005 at 05:09 PM
Wow, didn’t realize it’d been so long.
Yea, I know, no one remembers me, but so what. 
Good to see you again, o frumious one. We joined at just about the same time, you and I!
I’d feared your manxome foe had triumphed.
What does a bandersnatchi keyboard look like?
Who the hell are you? :dubious:
Welcome back.
Twas brillig without you.
You can hope we forgot you, but it ain’t true.
Do you remember me?
Well, a bit, but the hidden spy-cam really helped a lot. I mean, even though the audio feed kept cutting in and out.
Yes missed you, will have to get a bigger gun.
Thank" Married with Children" for that
Good to have you back. How’s that vorpal mouse of yours?
Sorry, I’ve been instructed to shun you. Nothing personal.
Before being re-admitted, you must be ritually flogged by TubaDiva.
Bend over.
So why’d you leave? Was it something we said?
Crap.
I’ve been signing Bandersnatch for all my bills for five years.
Now what am I going to do.