Oh, and SLAVE, the adress I just emailed you from is also my AOL screen name.
I don’t have one, but THIS would be embarassing for your parents to find.
Wow! :eek:
A possible love connection on this thread!
(and no, I am not talking about the real doll)
Damn LolaCocaCola, I thought I was in love with her!
Just the porn I wrote myself. And selected individuals have even read that.
Everything else I’m pretty public about.
Actually, I’m pretty public anyway. I’d rather have people judge me upfront so I can tell them where to shove it than to try to hide something “embarassing” of myself.
That said, I’d prefer that my mom pack up my stuffed animals while my SO goes through my closet, thanks.
Add me to the “porn and bad poetry” list.
Now imagine that the “bad poetry” is written in rap/beatnick style, laced with obscenities, and having to do with either sex or ex-girlfriends. Not exactly the kind of thing that makes me look forward to death.
Then again, what would?
-Dirty
I don’t have any pornography or narcotics of any kind, so no biggie there.
I think my large collection of media (my hundreds of pictures on my computer, as well as a LOT of videos) from old camp British TV might seem bizarre to some, but I’d deal with it, being departed from this earth and all.
Rope salad. It looks like a family of snakes moved in next to the bed. The in-laws would probably hang me, others would (should) point and laugh.
LOL I saw an HBO “Real Sex” episode about that “Real Doll” when I was in jail. (I got out of all the charges and was very tempted to sue for wrongfull detainment, BTW)
AND SPEAKING OF THAT, my jail time was one of the best ‘vacations’ I’ve ever had. I got to hang out with ‘the guys’, play poker all weekend, get about 20 cable channels that I dont get at home, got chef made (‘gourmet’ or whatever) food, got really drunk off of some very good (although homemade) wine every night. Had a couple of hours every day to…‘play’…with the female (and very lonely) prisoners out in the courtyard (aptly named the ‘playground’) of the jail…wow!!! that was a fun weekend…I would “almost” pay $$ for that again…
And most people say the jailing system in the US is very messed up!!!
I’d answer this thread, but I unfortunately selected my real name when registering.
As I get comfortable and settled in my apartment, my list is getting longer. Hell, I live alone - who’s gonna find this shit (unless I want them to).
My parents would DEFINATELY be shocked by my newly aquired sex toys, and my mini bong (and some stuff to fill it with).
mandielise,
Oooohhh…lets talk about the toys 
Oh and I IMed you and you didnt respond 
Well at least I dont think you did. Im using Juno and I get cut off about 4 times an hour.
Catch yah next time…