[QUOTE=Slithy Tove]
May all your catamites be callipygous; or better yet, super-callipygous.
[/QUOTE]
Indeed, but with the baggy pants the prospective catamites are wearing these days, who can tell?!
Mind you, though, at this point in my famine (not that there ever WAS a feast), I’d probably settle for, oh, just breathing–baggy pants or not. Oh, and won’t axe-murder me.
Yeah, it’s that bad. 
Aaaaaand the Great Doper Gay Conspiracy is well on our way to our ultimate goal of being able to hijack ANY thread on the boards into a Big Gay Flirt Thread! Good work, girlfriends!
Super-fragile callipygous extrovert, ferocious:
Even though the puns in it are simply quite atrocious
If you need a catamite, Matt’s truly quite precocious
He may make a fricative that becomes very plocious
Anyone want to take the second verse? 
Well, as soon as I read “super-calllipygous”, I knew there was a Mary joke in there somewhere. Whether Poppins, Martin, Magdalene or Hartman…
[QUOTE=jayjay]
Aaaaaand the Great Doper Gay Conspiracy is well on our way to our ultimate goal of being able to hijack ANY thread on the boards into a Big Gay Flirt Thread! Good work, girlfriends!
[/QUOTE]
Yes, my gah-gah-for-reaheads sister, victory is imminent! Hugs, kisses, and tears all around. Now, hand me a tissue, please; my mascara is running.
Oh, and, Polycarp, “plocious”? Now the folks at Google, dictionary.com, and m-w.com think I’m a complete dolt. 
They had to tear it down. Once a wallpaper’s killed a man, it gets a taste for human blood and never goes back.
[QUOTE=Li’l Pluck]
Oh, and, Polycarp, “plocious”? Now the folks at Google, dictionary.com, and m-w.com think I’m a complete dolt.
[/QUOTE]
He made it up, punning on “plosive”, another term for stop (a phoneme made by interrupting the flow of air, such as p, t, k, g, d, or b.
[QUOTE=Li’l Pluck]
Mind you, though, at this point in my famine (not that there ever WAS a feast), I’d probably settle for, oh, just breathing–baggy pants or not. Oh, and won’t axe-murder me.
[/QUOTE]
I’m breathing. Beyond that I make no promises.
[QUOTE=Polycarp]
Super-fragile callipygous extrovert, ferocious:
Even though the puns in it are simply quite atrocious
If you need a catamite, Matt’s truly quite precocious
He may make a fricative that becomes very plocious
Anyone want to take the second verse? 
[/QUOTE]
[Bad Dick Van Dyke Cockney accent]
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay
Because I hated leather chaps
When I was just a lad
Me ‘master’ gave me dick a tweak
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned a word
That saved me aching dick
The biggest word I ever heard
And it might help your prick!
[/Bad Dick Van Dyke Cockney accent]
[QUOTE=Otto]
I’m breathing. Beyond that I make no promises.
[/QUOTE]
Now, see, I can live with that kind of honesty!
(So, do I have to hide my axes when you come over, or what?)
[QUOTE=matt_mcl]
He made it up, punning on “plosive”, another term for stop (a phoneme made by interrupting the flow of air, such as p, t, k, g, d, or b.
[/QUOTE]
I just scanned the Wiki article on this subject, and…oy! What’s that line from “Yentl”? Oh, yeah: The more I learn, the more I realize, the less I know.
Fighting ignorance, indeed! Thank you!