I will have your dancing monkey butler! LOL
Man I can’t believe I started that thread. Sheesh. I was so wasted. God, it’s hilarious. I keep going back and reading it because it just… doesn’t… make… sense!
–Tim
“a monkey that I wish for.”
BWAAAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! That is sooooo fuckin funny! Cracked my ass up! I’ve wished for a lot of monkeys… but that takes the cake.
Ahaha. Good one. But it gets you no closer to the monkey.
…may I touch your monkey?..
I KNEW he was like that!!! 
You are ready to featured in Threadspotting aren’t you Homer?
Can the monkey sing also?
No, but he plays a mean tuba. BUTNOMONKEYFORYOU!
But I must have that monkey! It is imperative!
Now is the time Shprockets when ve dance.
::bad German techno::
–Tim
If I can find it there is a local dj that has a bit called I
Like Monkeys
almost wrecked the car when I heard it.Come on other Dallas mpsimers I heard it on the Eagle morning show(97.1)it is very funny. At least to me,come on back me up ok?
Howdy Y’all
Beerman
Homer, i’ll make it real simple for ya:
You can have my monkey when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
… Hmmm… Something about that sounds very wrong…
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey