Get em off!! Get em off!!
I don’t HAVE YOUR BANANNA!! HELP!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MY EYES!! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL EYES!!
No, not the face! Not the face! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why couldn’t you have just stayed in the jungle? Why?!
<collapses in a heap>
<monkeys do a victory dance>
Smithers, this monkey’s going to need most of your skin.
admit it, you luv that monkey luving.
Are they RAPING you or just tickling you?
They left the jungle to become monkey butlers 
[Dieter from Sprockets]
Touch my monkey! Loooove my monkey! Now we must dance!
[/Dieter from Sprockets]
And where did these monkeys come from?
thinking of that weird story about the guy who bought all those monkeys and then they all died Does anyone know of this story?
Oh come on, you love us…admit it.
Wow. Looking back on this post makes me realize just how weird of a mood I was in last night. Oh well, what is one to do?
Monkeys, monkeys everywhere
And all the shit did fling.
Monkeys, monkeys everywhere
nor anything was clean.
How do you unlock a gold lock?
With a gold key!
How do you unlock a silver lock?
With a silver key!
How do you unlock a mon lock?
Oh god! I’m just so laughing my ass off right now, how about you? Feel free to tell your friends, parents, teachers, students, bosses, co-workers, and fellow parishoners at any religious service you may go to. Tell it twice! Say you made it up! Tell them it took five hours of intense concentration and look pleased about yourself.
Too tempting to resist:
http://www.geocities.com/cecil137/pictograms/MONKPOOP.jpg
with regards
dodgy
monkey phoning home
Too tempting to resist:
http://www.geocities.com/cecil137/pictograms/MONKPOOP.jpg
with regards
dodgy
there are more monkeys on earth than you might think…
especially in Britain…