I just finished vacuuming the carpet here in my bedroom, in anticipation for Anniz’s arrival here on Saturday.
It is so clean you can eat off it, I declare.
So, the invitation is out: come on over and have dinner with me on my bedroom floor!
Off of the bedroom floor?! tsk! Montfort, my fine man, don’t you know that casual dinners are best served on the KITCHEN floor? 
BTW–congratulations on the engagement. I wish for the best.
-Ashley
For once in my life I am NOT going to say the first thing that comes to mind.
You may thank me later, Teeming Millions. You know you were thinking it, too:)
::walks out of thread singing “A change . . . would do you good”::
Hey, give me a break. I’ve spent all weekend cleaning up in anticipation for Anniz’s arrival. I haven’t seen her since early May. I’m going a little nuts here.
Thanks Ashtar.
and here i thought that men went out and played basket ball when they had to expend nervous energy. i didn’t know y’all knew how to clean.
Well, if Montfort’s planning on eating off the bedroom floor, I wonder what he’s planning on using the kitchen table for… 
Nope. Nope. Absolutely agree with iampunha. Not gonna make any reference to carpet-licking. Not at all.
Carpet-licking? Why would Montfort do that? I mean, if he is sersiously trying to clean his apartment, he’d be using carpet shampoo.
That stuff tastes terrible.
What are you looking at me for?
I’ll bring dessert. Is Chocolate Rugalach fine with everybody? 
Hello?
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ugh.
Well c’mon with the rug jokes, everybody! I’m calling you all on the carpet on this! Let’s all pile on. Post any rug joke. Any at all.
OK, I’ll stop.
I’m just padding my post count anyway.
Montfort, are you trying to become a lesbian? :eek:
Isn’t everyone?
I’ll have what she’s having. :D:D
Personally, I think a guy that cleans a carpet is setting a bad example.
If my wife reads this she’ll say, “See, he vacuums. Why can’t you?”
Let’s have a little solidarity here, fellas.
Nah, I’m just whipped enough to clean house when told to.
c’mon Montfort. I’ll bring over a big honkin’ piece of red meat to grill. You’ve got to get your strength up.
What? Flyer’s games start soon. We’ve got to get ready. Your Anniz is a Flyers fan, right?
No thanks, I’m a vegetarian.
You bet. As soon as individual game tickets go on sale for the Caps, I’m getting two for the first Flyers game this season on 30 October. She’ll be wearing my Flyers away jersey (well, the old orange one), I’ll have on my home white jersey with #10 LeClair on the back.
OK, OK. So I’ll bring over a big honkin’ piece of tofu. Or some sprouts. Oh, and beer. Beer’s all veg, right?
LeClair should be back to full strength. And Raenick will be fun to watch. I can’t wait.
BTW, nice carpet, man.
Tofu and beer is fine by me.