This is another Polycarp-provokes-a-discussion thread. Scenario: You and your SO are planning an evening of dinner, after-dinner beverages, and conversation. Mr. Peabody and Sherman his pet boy have graciously consented to use the Wayback Machine to bring you any four historical or quasi-historical people you choose to attend your party, from anywhere in time. (Quasi-historical, to avoid sidetracks like, was Jesus real? or whatever: if you choose to invite Agamemnon, we will assume for the thread that the Trojan War legends were founded on fact.)
Your challenge: What four people would you invite, and why? Or, after people have posted their answers, you may question their choices on the basis of exploring why that person might be interesting to have at your party.
Why those four? Because they left no texts behind. All that we know about what they did and said, we get from their students and contemporaries. I’d like to get it from the horse’s mouth, so to speak.
I am going to assume languuage would indeed be a problem and confine myself to English speakers, like:
Lincoln
Washington
D.W. Griffith
Marlene Dietrich
Beatrice Lillie
Charles Dickens
Of course, would they all say yes?
Here’s part II of this question (this doesn’t count as a highjacking, does it?). What LIVING people would you ask, provided they had to say yes? I’d go for
President Clinton
Ute Lemper (cabaret singer)
Queen Elizabeth
Dennis Miller
Jan Morris (wonderful travel writer and memoirist)
George Clooney (I need something to look at, too)
well my Mom, of course!
Let me say that I love this question, but think the rules should be modified, or at least I would modify the requirements for me.
Being a Christian, I believe that Jesus is God and has no need for the wayback machine to attend my dinner, in that He exists eternally, and is omnipresent. He is in attendance whether invited or not.
Otherwise, I believe the 4 guests I would invite would be:
Joe Jackson
Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain
John Marshall
Uzziah, King of Judah
SoxFan59
“Its fiction, but all the facts are true!”
Good point, Flora. But remember that an “invitation” from the King/Queen of England has the force of a command. The rules for etiquette among deities are somewhat different.
Or you could check that matter out with Io, Europa, Leda, Ganymede (equal opportunity here!), etc.