If a Brontosaurus could have farted in a volcano, would the world have blown up? 
No, but assuming that the volcano shot a plume of fire at the right moment it would have been impressive.
Don’t be absurd.
They are called “Apatosaurus” now.
And it would make a noise loud enough to be heard in Lima, Peru.
I think this is more suitable for MPSIMS than GQ.
Colibri
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Alex, I’ll take “Smoke Rings We’d Like to See” for $1000.
The air in America is much cleaner now due to the absence of dinosaur farts.
Which explains their extinction.