What’s scary…This isn’t the first time I’ve seen that in the past two days.
:eek:
That is a…strange…fetish.
Better him than David Ickes, I guess.
How is it that Chick shows a dinosaur tempting Adam and Eve?
Did it EVOLVE from a snake???
Wicked, wicked.
Does the Baphomet Lizard have anything to do with Bahamut? Because it’s really cool when somehow Bahamut enters Earth orbit and does a few thousand points of damage to your enemy without somehow destroying the building/submarine/whatever in the middle.
Actually I think that’s supposed to be how snakes originally looked in the Garden of Eden, according to whatever stripe of Christianity that Chick claims to represent. See, as punishment for tempting Adam and Eve, God curses the snake to “crawl on its belly.” But if that’s true, then logically, before the curse, snakes didn’t crawl on their bellies. Therefore, they must have had legs. Or else they got around some other way-- possibly by holding their tails in their mouths and rolling on their backs, which is where the story of the mythical “hoop snake” came from. Frankly I think Chick dropped the ball by not considering that alternate interpretation-- seems like he would have had a blast drawing it. Before the Fall, all the happy snakes rolling around the Garden, spinning doughnuts around the other animals! * “WOOO-HOOOO! Look at us snakes go! Eat our dust, quadrupeds!”* After the Fall, miserable sluggish slithering reptiles! “Grandpa Snake, I wish we snakes were still able to roll around!” “That’s the price of sin, my boy!”
Yipes!
In the first panel a dinosaur is thinking: Gasp…I think he saw me!.
That must’ve been one of those Dooyoothinkysaurus critters of Jurassic Park fame.
Dear Goddess, just how many plates did that artist think he had to put on the back of the stegosaurus? (Panel 14, not the later one)
I should declare a jihad against Jack Chick for taking the image of my beloved stegosaurus in vain.
Dirty shepherds? In every other interpretation, the shepherds are praised! Gah, every time Chick makes me cringe in a new way.
Really? So, do they leave ink marks on your behind? Or are they used to attract Republican Senators? 
As for the oxygen - so the plants died - and the few hundred at most animals left used up all the O2?
Why 36? It’s not like they said “dozens” or “a hundred”. Precisely 36, no more, no less.
I could seriously go for a dino-burger right now. I’m almost considering going downstairs and cooking my housemate’s pet water-dragon. Maybe if I just took the tail, he’d grow a new one before his owner gets back (Can water-dragons do that with the tail?) Fuck it, I’m going down there.
No, dragons can’t regrow lost body parts.
Opps. Guess that peice of information came too late.
I am particularly confused as to how JTC can believe in a worldwide flood, but he’s unable to wrap his mind around a meteorite crashing into the Earth and causing drastic climate changes. I would think that he’d claim that GOD could send meteors to a sinful world. And since when do lizards/dragons have eyelashes? I never noticed eyelashes on the horned lizards (popularly but incorrectly called horny toads) that I used to catch as a young girl.
I found that strange also. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was supposed to mean something, but search me what. I quite enjoyed the scientific-crazy of the first bit, but the last part was generically boring.
I was also glad to see that the professor from Big Daddy made a re-appearance in panels 11&12. His art quality has gone downhill a bit, but he’s found the energy that got quashed by that meddlesome student way back when.
It had a HAW! and Fang and a big fat lizard wearing a Lone Ranger mask and warming his talons over a barbecue pit. What a great stuffed animal that lizard would make. Maybe Jack should look into merchandizing.
I like the summaries of the tracts on the list page. It’s like a creepier version of TV listings.
Maybe they could be used as kneepads?? :eek:
I want more tracts with the chick in a skirt on all fours looking at fossils… that’s hot!