Okay folks… long time member and devout reader. For reasons too obvious to mention the names (namely mine) has been changed to protect the innocent… at least so far.
Here’s the deal. Mr. VS and I, after much soul searching have decided to embark on a little adult adventure which involves another willing and able adult of the professional persuasion.
No, we are not accepting applications from the SDMB members at this time. This is strictly a no strings, wham-bam-thank-you ma’am (maybe even sir) kind of situation. We don’t want to sit around and chat over coffee about the SDMB before or after.
So the crux of the situation lies in acquiring the said professional in the most, umm, discreet, reliable and professional manner possible. My only idea is to pick up the yellow pages and randomly contact some of the “escort” services listed there. The question is, is it better for a woman or man to call these places? How does one approach this situation and negotiate a meeting as discreetly as possible and also ensure that the person who we select won’t be an absolute fright.
Given the wide base of knowledge here, would any of you mind sharing your thoughts, ideas, experiences.
If this gets creepy or terribly un-funny, I assure you that I’ll be asking the mods to delete this thread… that is, if they let it be posted in the first place.
