Dirty underpants or 'commando'?

It depends on who you’re trying to impress.

Commando, definitely. I mean, I just got clean…I can last at least the afternoon without soiling my pants beyond hope.

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I’d decide which to do on the basis of how clean the underwear are and what I have to be dong.
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Yeah, you’ve always got to keep your dong’s future plans in mind when deciding on the underwear dilemma.