"Are you telling me that you men finished your training on your own? "
“Sir, yes sir!”
Terminator “I’ll see you later, alligator.”
Lawrence “The trickily-dick is to not mindallly-dine.”
Colonel Saito- " Let me remind you of General Yamashita’s motto: Any girl can look glamorous, just stand there and look stupid."
“You want answers?”
“I want the truth!”
“Yeah, okay. You can probably handle the truth … so here’s the thing …”
“Is it safe?”
“Is WHAT safe?”
“Going to collect my diamonds.”
“Ohhhhhhh, why didn’t you say so? Yeah, it’s safe.”
“Okay, you can leave now.”
“Open the pod bay doors, HAL.”
“OK.”
It says say “Welcome” and enter.
“Welcome”. G-r-r-r-i-i-n-n-d.
“Right-o , off we go. Stupidest password I ever saw, no wonder Moria got invaded…”
“She’s my sister!” (Slap)
“She’s my daughter!”(Slap)
“She’s my sister!”(Slap)
“She’s my daughter!”(Slap)
“Oh, she’s the Producers niece, OK?”
Stella ain’t here, man.
Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers; and identity theft.
Gandalf - YOU AINT GETTIN’ PAST ME!!
Jesus, Watson, it’s SIMPLE!
“You want me to hold the chicken?”
“Yes, hold the chicken, please.”
Mama always said that Life was like a box of Chocolates, but I told her that life was really just a series of curiously connected stories of love and loss; quantum entangled strands of Eternity tenuously gathered only to be cut by Atropos scissors. That’s when mama told me to shut up…
Houston, we have a problem. We have a main bus B undervolt, we have a lot of thruster activity… what’s the story with the computer? It just went offline. There’s another master alarm, Houston. We’ve got multiple cautions and warnings, Houston. We’ve got to reset and restart… err, wait a minute… ahh Houston, never mind, it was just Fred Haise trolling us with the repress valve again. Dammit, Fred!