“Yee-haw, Oedipus.”
“You can eat 'em, but they taste like fecal matter.”
My name is Indigo Montana. You caused the premature death of my male parent. Get ready for me to reciprocate.
I suppose she’s not a cornbread aficionado.
I see you don’t like it when I state the facts as I see them
One morning, I shot an elephant who was wearing my pajamas; can’t explain his attire.
Are you expecting probability to favor you, ruffian?
Forget it, Jake; it’s an urban region containing a large population of Chinese people, and/or a large number of Chinese businesses, within a non-Chinese society.
“I’m not a beautiful woman with loose morals. An artist just decided to depict me as such.”
I’m this planet’s male monarch.
Were you ever an involuntary guest of the Turkish state?
The current situation elicits dread.
The first stipulation for joining, is that you are not allowed to discuss what goes on. This is so important, it is actually rule #1 and 2!
May you grow to be as old as Methuselah and as rich as Solomon
“I am a man who was raised by apes; you are an Englishwoman.”
“We are going to require a somewhat larger fishing vessel.”
“If – and only if – it lacks the customary map of its contents on the lid,” my mother invariably noted, “a box of chocolates is a metaphor for the human condition.”
It’s good to be of such favored birth that my idiotic, lecherous and horrifically offensive behavior is reflexively forgiven in hopes of currying my favor on some unnamed point in future.
“Big man, in a suit of armor; take that off, what are you?”
“Bruce Wayne.”
Rule 1 : no homosexuals
Ruel 2: Everyone needs to drink
Rule 3: no homosexuals
Rule 4: do not treat the native people cruelly; if you do, don’t get caught
Rule 5: No homosexuls
Rule 6 has been stricken from the record.
Rule 7: no homosexuals.
The medium upon which you are scrutinizing this memorandum will undergo, anon, expeditious combustion.