Disaronno commercial

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

There’s this commercial for Disaronno Liqueur that tells me, “Disaronno was born with a sexual taste. Makes you wish it would never end.”

A sexual taste?

Uh, ewwww, and which taste would THAT be?

[levdrakon]

@Mr. Blue Sky

There’s this commercial for Disaronno Liqueur that tells me, “Disaronno was born with a sexual taste. Makes you wish it would never end.”

A sexual taste?

Uh, ewwww, and which taste would THAT be?

Butt.

[Otto]

I believe the ad claims that the overpriced rotgut in question has a “sensual” taste.

[Chefguy]

They apparently thought that “Disaronno” was a sexier name than “Amaretto Di Saronno”, which was the original name.

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

@Otto

I believe the ad claims that the overpriced rotgut in question has a “sensual” taste.

I listened closely to the ad online and I swear it sounds like “sexual”.

Listen for yourself.

[astro]

Disaronno

Disaronno is an amaretto liqueur. Contrary to popular opinion Disaronno is not made from almonds, but from pure distilled alcohol, burnt sugar, herbs and fruits soaked in apricot kernel oil (the fruit found within the seed). The flavour of Disaronno is reminiscent of marzipan and Bakewell tart though is remarkably fruity and sweet.

Disaronno is 28% ABV.

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Liqueur of love: Amaretto DiSaronno

What’s in it: Although it’s assumed to be almond-based, the DiSaronno Web site notes that its amaretto combines the flavor of burnt sugar and 17 herbs and fruits in apricot-kernel oil using a formula that dates to the 1500s. That said, there are several “amarettos” on the market. 28 percent alcohol; other brands vary.

The story: This sweet liqueur is a perennial Valentine’s Day favorite. Sip it straight, use it as a mixer, or drizzle over ice cream or angel food cake. Or make an Amaretto Bundt Cake. (Recipe below.)

Now I’m hungry for ice cream-

[Odinoneeye]

I once used a restroom at a gas station (once) and in it was a condom dispencing machine.

It read ‘Comes in 4 orgasmic colors’.

I still havn’t figured out what qualifies as an orgasmic color.

I mean Semen White is about all i can think of.

[FilmGeek]

Not “born with a sexual taste” it’s “warm and sensual taste”.

Plus, the bartender in that ad is OBVIOUSLY a serial killer.

[Zabali_Clawbane]

@Mr. Blue Sky

There’s this commercial for Disaronno Liqueur that tells me, “Disaronno was born with a sexual taste. Makes you wish it would never end.”

A sexual taste?

Uh, ewwww, and which taste would THAT be?

It’s “warm, sensual taste” said with a strange accent is all. I think it’s exact wording is “Disoronno’s warm, sensual taste makes you wish it would never end.”

[myskepticsight]

@FilmGeek

Plus, the bartender in that ad is OBVIOUSLY a serial killer.

He is super creepy. When the woman takes the glass back from him and takes out an ice cube, the smile he gives her is just scary.

[Mr.Blue_Sky]

@Zabali_Clawbane

It’s “warm, sensual taste” said with a strange accent is all. I think it’s exact wording is “Disoronno’s warm, sensual taste makes you wish it would never end.”

Whew!

[astro]

@Mr. Blue Sky

I listened closely to the ad online and I swear it sounds like “sexual”.

Listen for yourself.

Ad critique

DiSorrono-what?

You’ve seen the ad - the fancy, modelesque people in an intimate party at the bar, and Miss Fancy #1 engaging in a soft-core porny flirt sesh with the bartender. First of all, if you’re with 6 friends at the bar, and there’s no one else there, you’re not oblivious to that fact. You’re conferring amongst yourselves something like this:

“Aw, shit, we’re the only ones here.”
“Duudddde, this place sucks.”
“I can’t believe that THE ONLY NIGHT I GO OUT, we go to some lame-ass bar with no one else here. We can’t have fun by ourselves, we have to go somewhere else.” *
“Yeah, let’s jet. We’re not staying here.”
“Fucking piece of shit bar.”

What you’re not doing, however, is flirting with the bartender at that moment. You don’t even notice him or her. Second, let’s say you do stay and start drinking. How do I phrase this… NOBODY LOOKS THAT GOOD. By two drinks, Miss Fancy #1 is going to start yanking at that tight-assed ponytail, and she’s absolutely going to have a nice halo of frizzies. It just happens, and if you’re ponytail is tight enough where you look like Jocelyne Wildenstein, it’s definitely going to happen much sooner than later. Third. She walks toward him like a midget in a David Lynch production, and then starts licking some ice with her dirty-ass hands. Yeah, cuz when you’re in a bar, you really want to be fishing your ice out with your hands. The walk and the look she gives him? That’s not sexy, that’s “vacant” or “mildly retarded.” We’re supposed to imagine some lusty, passion fueled sex scene between a mildly retarded woman who drinks amaretto straight and some dirty, unattractive man tending bar in a place that only gets 6 patrons on a good night, and the voice-over says smoothly, “DiSorrono’s warm and sensual taste…” Excuse me? Sensual? Amaretto may be many things, but sensual? Not…really. Did they mean sexual, because it’s not that either. How is any liquor sensual or sexual? And more important, WHY? If you think any liquid is either warm and/or sensual, you’ve probably taken too much ecstasy.

[Starving_Artist]

I’m always struck by the fact that there is no other liquor in back of the bar. I’ve never been in a bar where they serve only one brand of alcohol.

[Yookeroo]

I like the taste of sex.

[Larry_Borgia]

I hate to admit it, but I like the swill… :o

[AskNott]

@levdrakon

Butt.

Phonetically, you are right on target. Amaretto is often described as tasting like licorice. Licorice is made with anise.