I have read that the best egg-cracking technique is to crack it on a flat surface. I have much better success doing my egg-crackin’ on the edge of a bowl.
I mastered the one-hand crack decades ago when I worked in a grocery store and we discarded dozens of expired eggs. I thought, why not learn a new skill?
We are leaving for St Martin in a few weeks. A friend of ours there changes jobs frequently. He’s been a beach attendant, a cook, a gardener/farm worker, a tour guide, etc.
Recently he acquired a little concessions cart and fixed it up. He gets coconuts very cheap. He sells coconut drinks as an experience type thing. Imagine this Rastafarian dude swinging a razor sharp machete, gradually opening the big green coconut’s top, offering it to you to take a drink, then replacing the volume you drank with an equal volume of the liquor of your choice. All the time singing No Woman No Cry. He’s a cool character.
I crack the egg against a bowl. I’ve tried the countertop method many times because I’ve read that that’s the “best” way, but have not had much success. Cracking against a bowl leaves a more or less linear crack so it’s easy to separate the shell into two halves. Cracking against the countertop just smooshes in the side of the egg so there’s a more or less circular depression. Prying apart the shell at that point often results in a mess with egg on my fingers and bits of shell in the bowl. I’m sure I’m doing something wrong but the bowl method works fine for me.
I hold the egg over the pan or bowl or wherever I want the contents to go, and crack it with the side of a fork or pancake turner or whatever utensil I’m otherwise using. If I mess it up, at least the mess lands in the pan or bowl or whatever.
But then, I’m a klutz.
– oh, wait a minute, that wasn’t advice for cracking an egg on the counter; that was advice for cracking it one-handed. Sorry about that. But if I did crack eggs on the counter, I’m pretty sure that’s where most of them would wind up.
I have murderer’s thumbs that make my hands slightly less agile for certain skills. I don’t think I have the proper hands to do a one-handed crack. It’s not worth the mess and waste to practice it either. It’s not like I’m a line cook.
I think the deal with cracking an egg against the rim of a bowl is that if you use a little too much force, bits of shell get pushed up into the egg and have to be fished out. It’s a bit easier to control the pressure against a flat surface, and small bits of shell are less likely to come loose.
I also lied a tiny bit on the resolutions poll. I typically refuse to make resolutions because I have an oppositional streak so wide that I’m likely to refuse to do The Thing simply because I made a formal resolution. This year, though, I’ve resolved to write at least one line in my journal every day, no matter what. So that’s one, but it’s the only one and I don’t plan to make another next year.
I’m unsure what is meant by “Crack it down on a flat countertop.” If that actually means smacking it against the countertop and not the edge, that sounds like it would make a god awful mess if you applied even a little too much pressure.
Anyway, I crack it against the edge of the counter. 99.5% of the time it results in no shards to fish out when transfered to a bowl.