LOL! Worthwhile thread just for that.
Totally. Winner of the 2008 Best Response to Accusations of Trolling Award at the Dopies.
This thread is enjoyed maximally if one assumes that the OP’s nephew is Gob Bluth.
“Uncle, I’ve made a huge mistake.”
In this case the mistake isn’t so huge, 8 or 9 pounds at birth ain’t that big.