Walt Disney’s The Devil in Miss Jones
Disney’s Behind The Green Door
I dare ya to cast the swing sequence!
Martin:D
The Devil In Miss Jones II would be better. Those Dickhead Demons would animate so well. All of the Historical/Literary figures who show up provide more interesting casting options.
Martin
Walt Disney’s Walt Disney’s Snow White
It’s Snow White updated for the hip-and-happening modern decade! With Eddie Murphy as the voice of the eighth dwarf, Sleazy, and Fiona Apple as the voice of an updated don’t-take-it-lying-down short-haired Snow White with Attitude[TM]. With new songs like “Give Me Your Apple, Baby, One More Time” by Britney “Mouseketeer” Spears, and yet another version of “Candle in the Wind” by Elton John, who’s going to milk that song for all it’s worth until he’s dead. Prince Charming is now not only rich and gorgeous, he also has to show Snow White that he can accept her as a career woman; cheap sight gags and off-the-cuff pop-culture references round out the updated script.
Disney’s Blue Velvet: Mickey and Minnie team up to solve an exciting mystery in this animated feature starring all your favorite Classic Disney characters! With Daisy as Dorothy Vallens, Donald Duck as detective Williams, and the loveable Goofy as Frank Booth. (“Garsh, don’t you look at me! Garsh, don’t you look at me! Hyuck hyuck, now it’s dark!”)
Featuring the new smash hit by 'NSYNC, Love Letter (“I’ll send you a love letter, baby | It’s a bullet from a gun | You don’t want my love letter, baby | I’ll send you straight to hell, fucker”)
Disney’s The Rosy Crucifixion
They could even do it as a trilogy, releasing one every Christmas season.
Mickey Mouse is the lovable main character in this very special adaptation of Henry Miller’s work…in which he discovers the value of friendship.
Or something.
The visions of a drunken Mickey blaspheming and whining about life and everything in a mad ramble through the seedy underbelly of society while trying to make it as writer, punctuated by random sexual encounters with Minnie, Daisy, et al, are disturbing enough without going into detail, but I particularly cherish the scene in which he’d muse on the size of Goofy’s penis.