Dissociative peas

[Zyada]

I contend that Brits call things pudding if, when you throw it against a wall, it makes a “pud” sound

[Kropotkin]

@xtenkfarpl

Mind you, once someone like Jethro Tull invents a mechanical pea splitter, all that will change.

It has been invented, but you need to wear an Aqualung while using it

[Chronos]

@Beckdawrek

It looks like mid-dau will try a new thing. (I really hate it when she gets nutty ideas)
She says you can take the leftover pea gunk and add onion, egg and cracker crumbs. Form a patty and fry it. And “It’s delicious, Ma!!”

She don’t know that. She’s believing the hype.

I don’t know that, either, having never tried it, but I’m believing the hype. Because that does sound like it would be delicious. Sort of like falafel.

@Zyada

I contend that Brits call things pudding if, when you throw it against a wall, it makes a “pud” sound

That’s about the simplest and most consistent definition of the word I’ve found. Good job, @Zyada .

[xtenkfarpl]

@Kropotkin

It has been invented, but you need to wear an Aqualung while using it

We used to know that…

[moes_lotion]

You could always hire this robot, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRG3ipeyO34

Skip to about 2:50 for the pea splitting part.

[kenobi_65]

If you imagine it, you can make it happen:

[kaylasdad99]

@Thudlow_Boink

I like a good split pea soup, but I hardly ever get it, because who has time to split all those peas?

These guys (Hap-Pea & Pee-Wee).