Mohel Jack Dean Tyler
Anal crab stew, fermented to a thick muck.
Damn …
battery-acid enemas
Velveeta and Jell-O congealed salad
Roseanne Barr with a strap-on and “that look” in her eyes.
We’re adults.
Scary ain’t it…
Santa Claus, full of liquor.
Pubic chowder
Croquet balls (it’s a personal thing)
Getting your delicacies stuck in your zipper.
Anal warts.
Anal leakage (Caused by consuming too much oil).
Penis farts (Rare and little-known condition in which the victim spends 3-4 days in extreme pain while a high-pitched squeal comes from the urethra. Urine is bloody and painful.)
Spam.
The taste of orange juice after brushing your teeth.
Your parents conceiving you.
eeewww… shudder
jellydonut takes the cake… or donut if u wish.
Jared from Subway has his own sitcom on NBC.
Co-starring Emeril Lagasse. BAM!
Marlon Brando, on Survivor, naked.
LOVE PUDDING!
Carrot Top
:::shudder:::
George W’s current approval rating.
Waking up naked next to Louie Anderson.
Eating a big huge seafood meal, oyesters included and then throwing up.
Going out, meeting someone, going home to their place, discovering while in bed they are a “cross dresser” (fooled ya 
)
Going to the hospitial for surgery, waking up only to discover your private parts are either missing, or sewn shut.
Distrubing Enough??
President Wildest Bill of the United States
…who then appoints Surgeon General Jack Dean Tyler
[li]A guided missile heavily armed with lutefisk.[/li][li]Having an intimate relationship with a cactus.[/li]Clinton’s cigars.