Munchkin sauce
[sub]warned ya[/sub]
Squirrels.
squid ink
scungilli
Alligator strip tease
Dick Cheney in a French Maid’s uniform…
[sub]getting spanked by Jessie Helms[/sub]
Ugh. I think Shibb’s in the lead so far.
[sub]Where’s that barfing smiley, dammit?[/sub]
Regan juggleing naked on your front porch
Janet Reno in full leather with whips and chains, dominating Lyle Lovett.
[sub]ugh, where’s the barf bag when you need it?[/sub]
That stuff left over in the drain stop after you’re done washing dishes.
the moderator having to read these threads
Strom Thurmond fellating Jimmy Hoffa’s dead body.
The Weekly World News ran a cover pic of Reno a few years ago in a leather teddy and fishnet stockings. Couldn’t find it on their website, though…
It was close to your dream, at least. I had nightmares for days.
Sun-ripened Nell Carter
Deep-fried gonorrhea
Jar Jar: The Musical!
Eau de Fetid Inner Thigh (a new fragrance from Calvin Klein)
New Improved Ovaltine - now with chunks of real penguin!
I think I’ll stop now.
The fact that Ellen Degeneres now has another show.
The situation described in my sig line:
That peanuts may take over the world some day.
I’d say evil clowns, but that would be redundant so:
Clowns.
The National Smallpox Day Parade
Crotch jam.
Dr. Jack Dean Tyler