Fake fakers abound. Do not feed them by saying that. Just write the mods, who will ignore you while you stew.
Stew, stew, "How will I get credit for “pseudo-killing” a troll? (For a few seconds, sure, but dead, dead, dead! Blood gore!)
I MUST post my suspicions, or lose credit for being bored first.
Glory in First-Bored That’s my motto!
Mods, give me credit, me me me!
Ummmm… Y’know, it might help if you told us what you’re taking credit for…
YOU ARE NOT AYESHA!
AND YOU ARE NOT KELLIBELLI!!!
No wait, yeah you are. Sorry.
::hiding my head::
Can ANY new users be banned from joining until this loop-hole is closed?
Damn, how did fake Ayesha get to 27 posts already… The mods have dropped the ball on this one.
TROLL!! TROLL!! TROLL!!
Always wanted to type that.
Where in the fuck is Alphagene or Lynn??
Troll person, read this:
What in the fuck do you want? Are you just a big fat-assed middle-schooler that doesn’t have any friends? If you’d stop acting like such a twat, you may make some here.
You are screaming for attention – I feel sorry for you, since you obviously aren’t getting enough attention in real life. That’s sad. Turn off your computer and go to the pool, if you have access to one, or get your mom to take you to the park. And don’t do anything to attract negative attention. Negative attention is bad – you wind up being very lonely.
If you just watch your behavior, there are enough compassionate people that will play with you and hopefully let you feel comfortable enough to put aside these childish ways. I’ve got some friends who still act like they are teenagers, at times. It is so unattractive and unappealing, but luckily, they have many redeeming good qualities. Please try to focus on using your good qualities.
You wouldn’t like it if one of us went into your room and had a temper tantrum, now would you? Or, are you even capable of compassion? Can you even understand that what you are doing is wrong, or the frustration that you are trying (unsuccessfully, I might add) to instill upon other humans?
Please play nice. 
Be a positive part of this board. You are being very ugly, and grown-ups don’t like when people act childish, ugly and selfish.
(Freaky, this is what I typed before I typed my disertation, damn you :mad::
YOU ARE NOT KELLIBELLI!!
Oh, yeah, you are. 'sorry about that.)
I believe fake Ayesha has been posting only today, spamming threads with “troll” in the title. I hate imposters.
DNFTT
One thing to watch out for is insulting stangers. Just because you’re talking to self-appointed troll-busters doesn’t mean they aren’t really trolls out to snare you.
John Corrado is the worst. You would think the non-sequiter of shouting “Ignore the Trolls” woule be a tipoff, but there are always people stupider than you think.:wally
P.S. Trolls aren’t in school now.
Ya know what, Jayron? I probably shouldn’t do this, but… fuck you, you can kiss my pimply white ass. You’ve been around here long enough to know it’s impossible for the staff to be immediately aware of every goddamn post that’s submitted. You should also know we are unpaid volunteers; I think all of us actually hold daytime jobs and have responsiblities outside of living up to the expectations of your sorry ass. If a few hours lag ain’t good enough for your perfect self, that’s just tough fucking shit. Go find a board where all posts must be vetted; maybe that’d be more to your liking. This fake Ayesha has only been a member for a few hours now and your already blowing us shit. I’m very sorry no one has been able to get around to servicing your personal expectations yet.
Lick my hairy scrotum.
UncleBeer, I’m shocked! I thought you shaved–my heart is broken. 
Note post count.
UncleBeer:
:Mr. Yuck Mouth(
::Oxy-10, razor, shaving cream::
::gives UncleBeer a big hug::
You look like you needed that.
Sorry, dude, I meant no offense by it. Honest. I genuinely appreciate all the work you and all of the other Mods do around here to keep this place (even the pit) from degenerating into an uncivilized wasteland of ignorance and annoyance. I’m sorry that my little joke touched a nerve with you, and it was irresponsible of me to be so callous. I am really and truly sorry that I said it.
I suppose this is my fault. We had a fake dpr last night, the imposter made a point of coming to the pit and posting to me. It told me not to “help” Thats all it said. Well of course I got my panties in a twist and made it a point to do two things, first I emailed TubaDiva and then followed it’s troll ass all over this MB pointing out that it was an imposter and a troll.
I should have had more self control. But the idiot pushed the wrong button. FWIW, this troll is fast, it post a few sentences and moves on. It can do this because it has no life.